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Two and a Half Men (2003)

Name: Two and a Half Men
Genre: Comedy
Rating: 7.4

09/22/2003 (EN) 12 Seasons

Comedy

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Overview

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Featured Cast

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Seasons & Episodes

Season 1

24 episodes

Aired: Sep 22, 2003

Season 2

24 episodes

Aired: Sep 20, 2004

Season 3

24 episodes

Aired: Sep 19, 2005

Season 4

24 episodes

Aired: Sep 18, 2006

Season 5

19 episodes

Aired: Sep 24, 2007

Season 6

24 episodes

Aired: Sep 22, 2008

Season 7

22 episodes

Aired: Sep 21, 2009

Season 8

16 episodes

Aired: Sep 20, 2010

Season 9

24 episodes

Aired: Sep 19, 2011

Season 10

23 episodes

Aired: Sep 27, 2012

Season 11

22 episodes

Aired: Sep 26, 2013

Season 12

16 episodes

Aired: Oct 30, 2014

Details

First Aired Sep 22, 2003

Last Aired Feb 19, 2015

Seasons 12

Episodes 262

Language EN

Status Ended

Type Scripted

In Production No

Harmony Secret

Betrothed to My Sister's Ex

Celestial Bonds

Two and a Half Men (2003)

Overview

Featured Cast

Seasons & Episodes

Season 1

Pilot

Big Flappy Bastards

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Phase One, Complete

Merry Thanksgiving

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Camel Filters and Pheromones

Sarah Like Puny Alan

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

That Was Saliva, Alan

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

An Old Flame with a New Wick

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

No Sniffing, No Wowing

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Just Like Buffalo

Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 2

Back Off, Mary Poppins

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

A Bag Full of Jawea

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Bad News from the Clinic?

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Yes, Monsignor

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

A Lungful of Alan

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

It Was Mame, Mom

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 3

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Madame and Her Special Friend

Something Salted and Twisted

Santa's Village of the Damned

That Special Tug

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

My Tongue is Meat

Ergo, the Booty Call

The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

And the Plot Moistens

Just Once with Aunt Sophie